Transformers 2 aka T2:ROFL!

Blah blah blah you're just supposed to turn your brain off for this kind of shit. Are you trying to tell me that there weren't ENOUGH explosions? Has anyone here ever seen an action movie? In their LIFE?
 
No, I'm telling you there was too much bullshit that wasn't explosions. Fuck. No action movie needs to be 150 minutes long.
 
The_Landslide said:
That guy is an idiot. And he isn't funny.
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His movie reviews tend to be straightforward, and usually aren't all that funny as a rule. As it is, he's roughly as dumb as Ebert in his assessment of the movie.

Not sure why an action movie can't be entertaining and have a coherent plot too. Some people are acting like an action movie's broken if it does. That's not how it works.
 
transformers rotf was awful. 3 out of 10 at best. and it was at least an hour too long, but really 2.5 hours too long.

if you want to see a movie with incredibly bad dialogue, many many camera spinning slow motion walking scenes and kissing scenes, people constantly running while stuff explodes behind them and a bunch of awful racial stereotypes and humor only a 6 year old might like then this is the movie for you.

it also has NO PLOT at all.

3 out of 10 at best.
 
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