Transformers 2 aka T2:ROFL!

Malice said:
Megan Fox could have fucking lobster claws for all I care. I would still hit that.
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True that, it's a fucking thumb man lol. You're not lookin at a girl's thumb when you're gettin it on. At least she doesn't have big ol lobster crackin man hands. When I saw that comment I immediately thought of this.
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I'm about to see it again!! "The Matrix is not found... its earned..." (The Primes) I love it.

I'm still amazed how alive they are in this movie. Considering how big the universe is, a planet like Cybertron might as well exist. I also like how it ended, with the Decepticons running away, that was classic.

This movie is full of classic details, they are only hidden on plain sight... its more than it meets the eye.

+10/10
 
ok this was a decent enough movie.
the best scene was the forest fight by far, optimus owned all of those fuckin decepticons, including Megatron. he destroyed him, only taking a hit and a shot at. thats it. he fought them off like a true autobot leader, a feirce and fearful one too. sucks how he died though, totally unfair. fuck megatron and his pussy wussy sneak killing weak-off syndrome. the only reason why he went undeaftable from the first one is cuz he let megatron beat him cuz he was protecting the humans and sam from the cube. now hes back with no humans in the way and look at prime's power against megatron. great fighting. he threw him down and punched him out like UFC haha! but ya the other fight scenes had great cgi and special effects, and the surround sound is the total best in this movie, cuz thats all Michael Bay likes is the best surround sound and its def worth it. the story could been better though, it was too jumpy... like it was all made up in a minute..
LOL
 
Tiamat said:
also...what does megatron even transform into in these newer movies? some kinda space truck? whatever happened to turning into a gun?
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In the previous movie, he turned into some kind of Cyberttonian jet. In this one, they revive him, and he magically turns into a Cybertronian tank all of a sudden, complete with tank treads on his feet that he uses to grind at Starscream's face on top of a skyscraper after the fight with Prime. Then after the EPIC BATTLE at the end, he turns into a tank and... flies away? Doesn't make any sense. Nothing about Megatron's presence in this movie makes sense. A line in the first movie implies that he and Prime were brothers, which would have made him a peer to the Fallen, yet he's totally subservient. I get the impression that this movie was all supposed to feature The Fallen and Starscream trying to revive Megatron and take "revenge" for his death, but on their rampage to turn it into the most idiot-serving movie of all time, they just said "Fuck it. Throw the big bad back in there. Who cares what it means? Who cares about any of this shit? Just make sure it's awesome!"
 
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