Transformers 2 aka T2:ROFL!

Engared said:
*Engared ranting about stuff that is totally true*
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I just saw it and I'll say it straight up: this movie sucked so fucking bad.

Here is my summary the movie. SPOILERS BELOW

- Robots do stuff.
- Testicle jokes.
- Shila Buff talks to his parents about college, goes to college of supermodels.
- More crude, unfunny jokes.
- Shila buff realizes OMG I AM THE CHOSEN ONE. or something
- Optimus prime has epic fight with megatron and a lot of other decepticons (nameless of course) and dies. BEST PART OF THE MOVIE CAUSE IT WAS A COOL LONG FIGHT SCENE.
- More crude, unfunny jokes.
- More crude, unfunny jokes.
- More crude, unfunny jokes.
- Shila Buff runs through desert for an hour. Tiamat is bored and wishes they would fast forward to him reaching optimus.
- HAHA the robot has balls. of wait that wasn't funny at all and there have already been like 70 testicle jokes.
-THE FALLEN SHOWS UP. SUPER EPIC TELEPORTING AND GRAVITY POWERS FOR LIKE 10 SECONDS. 10 seconds later he dies. fuck this
- movie ends and tiamat thinks about how bad it was
 
Megan Fox could have fucking lobster claws for all I care. I would still hit that.

I thought about going to see this movie tonight but wanted to wait on it and hear the reviews which have all been awful for the most part. I just need to know if this is really 2 and a half hours that I will never get back or will I be mildly entertained by this nonsense.
 
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