This just in: Scientists have almost solved everything ever

Gotta love how physicists dramatize their results as if they had contacted aliens (Although this is big, but not for the reasons people think). I bet that at least half of the people reading the article don't even know what an elementary particle is, let alone the Higgs. Nowadays you could tell someone that scientists predicted the world will end tomorrow and they'll blindly believe it as if science were some sort of religion. Idiots.

But anyways, I think the title couldn't possibly be more misleading. This doesn't really solve anything, at least not yet. And it's not like physicists are the only kind of scientists out there.
 
But anyways, I think the title couldn't possibly be more misleading. This doesn't really solve anything, at least not yet. And it's not like physicists are the only kind of scientists out there.
It's a joke. We can never run out of questions to ask and/or shoot lasers at until we get an answer.
 
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