Fists are better than Blades
A Soul calibur boxing fanfic by SlyCopper23
Chapter 1- Fighting and time changes
There is time where women feel powerful among other women. But when someone disagrees a challenge is call out. Many groups, forces, or crews fight to see who the strongest is among them. Well join me, Wilcox, Izuna, and the SC cast for one wild adventure you guys are about to read.
The day is slow and clam. Not a cloud in the sky to worry about at all. Everything in the world of SC is good. As we keep going on we see many characters from the game like Lizardman, nightmare, Raphael, and so on. Until we stop to see one middle age woman with a white dress on. Look to the skies for answers. She spoke with peace in her voice.
Ivy: Oh, great skies are I the strongest woman in the world?
There was nothing, but silence from the skies as she looks dumbfounded at them.
Ivy: Well screw you guys.
She said with angry in her voice. The woman name was Ivy. A woman that has seek much pain and sorrow in her life, and is now wondering if she is the strongest woman in the world. An idea crosses her mind, and she begins to wonder if it would work.
Ivy: Ummmm....;I wonder if I can gather all the females in this world, and discuss with them who is the strongest woman.
So she sent a letter to all females of her world. They went as far to Southeast Asia to Japan, and so on. Many took the invitation with great haste. The women who took the challenge were very different from one another. You had a geisha, a ninja, a wind maiden, to many more other females. They all arrive at the Mansion of Ivy Valentine the next day ready to see what this woman has to say. She meets them with a warm simile, and welcomes them to her home.
Ivy: I greet you well ladies.
She leads to her living room, and they start to discuss who is the strongest of them all.
Ivy: So who here thinks they are the strongest woman in the world?
Setsuka: I don't see the point of this discuss, but I am the strongest woman of you all.
She said with a smirk from the blond haired Samurai Geisha.
Taki: Lies!!! A person like you who job is to man happy is sick. You don't understand the real meaning of combat. I for one understand better than anyone, and have witness to prove it.
Hilde: A ninja? Oh wow, your people are so easy to kill. Look bitch you have to have honor first and great wisdom to be considering the strongest woman in the world. Which I have gain over the years of combat I have seen.
Seong Mina: All I hear is blah, blah, blah. Honor and crap is useless when it comes to combat. All you need is skills to beat your opponent.
Xianghua: I agree all you need skills to outsmart your foe.
Cassandra: Look I am the toughest bitch around, and you tramps got nothing on me. Not only do I have skills, I have got style to outclass all you streetwalkers.
Sophitia: Please excuse my younger sister. She has been fucking her boyfriend too much to think about combat. But I am the strongest of them all because of my sprit, and hours of training make me the perfect the female warrior.
Tira: Will you all just shut up!!! No, no, no this won't do. I am the strongest woman because of my no mercy rule. I kill when you are weak. I kill when you are sleep. I kill when you are heavily wounded. I show no mercy.
Talim: Ummm....I think everyone should just calm down. To the strongest is to know what to do forever event of actions. Killing, skills, and style mean nothing if you don't know what you are fighting for. I have reason, and I’ll stick by it. You guys should too.
Amy: I agree with Talim. I think we should think about those things first.
Setsuka: I can't believe the women in this room. Taki is a cocky, little bitch that needs to find a boyfriend. Hilde and her code of honor can go to hell. Oh, and Taki fuck off. I don't make any man happy. I only make myself happy.
Taki: All I have to say is you guys are just women who use their looks to get what they one. Look at Ivy for example. She needs to bed with another man to have a nice house like this.
POW!!! Ran over to her, and slap her in her face.
Ivy: Watch your mouth you little fucking bitch!!
Hilde: You fools don't speak words of wisdom. Sigh.. I bet most of you earn your living by pleasing other man for 50 gold.
Taki&Setsuka look at her with strong looks.
Taki: So this is coming from a girl who has no ass or tits. Go back to day you little brat.
Setsuka: Agreed this child is misinformed.
Ivy: Look all we are doing is throwing insults to one another we should settle this like real women.
Talim: How so, Mrs. Valentine?
Ivy: We will go to a place where soul edge once rules. And have an all out brawl with our weapons. The last one standing is the winner, and is consider the strongest woman in the world.
Hilde: So whoever doesn't die is the winner?
Ivy: Correct, Hilde.
A huge gasp from the girls hit the room hard as many girls talk about their safety, complains, and how insane this is. Ivy look at them displease.
Ivy: Look if you are scare, I'll give you one chance to leave. If you want to come, then follow me to the battlegrounds.
A lot of them were unsure, but no one left their seat. So she saw that they were willing to fight and die for the title of "Strongest woman in the world"
So, they travel long and far to this old battleground. They walk, and chatted with their friends.
Tira: Man this is boring. When am I going to get the chance to kill someone?
Cassandra: You better watch your mouth, and better start thinking of your last words when I drive my sword into your heart.
Tira: You won't even get the chance.
Setsuka: Little girls like you should have ran when you had the chance. You don't even understand what's going on. I'll make sure to make yours deaths quick and painless to show a bit of respect to you.
Tira: I'll make sure your death is slow, but very painful.
She said with a simile on her face.
Ivy: Sigh.. All talk, but no show. Anyways, here we are everyone. The place will be fighting, and killing one another on.
The battlegrounds was a castle that was hit by soul edge very hard, but still has solid footholds for a battle among warriors. It was destroyed, but was still a good place to do battle.
Ivy: Ok, I'll give you a few minutes to pray, get ready, and etc. I wish you all luck.
Ivy ( in head): Ha. Those fools won’t know what hit them after I unleash this prototype weapon I made with pieces of soul edge. I shall become the strongest woman in the world with this blade.
END OF CHAPTER 1!!!
A/N: Ok, I hope everyone enjoy 1,000words plus of this first chapter. Since it late at night the grammar and some of my jokes might be off. So, please don't flame me, ok guys? Anyways, I hope you enjoy chapter 1 of Fists are better than Blades.
P.S. Izuna you better read this story instead of jacking off to Reiko fool!!!! Also tell me if you like this writing style or not. I only did it because so no one won't get confuse on what's going and crap. Tell what you think, ok guys?
