Fedor's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Fedor.
Fedor has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
They once made a Fedor toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
James Cameron wanted Fedor to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Fedor likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".
Fedor once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.