The Misheard Phrases Thread

[E.C]

VS Blackheart:
Says: "Inferno"
Says: "A portal"

SF2 Sagat:
Says: "Tiger"
Heard: "Fiber"

SFA Rose:
Says: "Deflect!"
Heard: "E-flick!"

VS Cammy:
Says: "Spindive smasher"
Heard: "Seesaw Smasher!"

Says: "Lock on..."
Heard: "Fuck off..."

VS Guile:
Says: death cry
Heard: "Fuck... off...."

VS Jin:
Says: ??? (opening pose)
Heard: "Shit!"

VS Zangief:
Says: "Final... Atomic... Buster!"
Says: "Rhino... Battle Me.... Bastard!"

 

[mizu-kitsu]

VS Cammy:
Says: "Lock on..."
Heard: "Fuck off..."

Ah, I forgot about Cammy's taunt and one of her supers (can't remember which one) in MVC2! I always thought she said "Rock on!" Made her seem more hard core...

 

[Suirad]

Yoshimitsu's AI mishear in japanese: Tit TITTY!
Actual dialogue: I don't know japanese...

He actually says "kanpeki" which means perfect or flawless. Not nearly as funny.

Since SF seems to be popular on this thread:
Megaman X: Megaman
Hadouken
A dookie

 

[PhilBond]

I had no idea what was going on in NBA Jam.
"Nail in the coffin!" became "A day-old sausage!"
Seriously.

 

[A_Bad_Idea]

How could I forget one of my personal favorites?

Samurai Shodown Series: Jubei Yagyu
Misheard: "Swedish hoe!"
Actual: "Suigetsutou!"