The Misheard Phrases Thread

[mizu-kitsu]

Since MvC3 is out:

Super Skrull:
"TENDERIZER!"
"CHARGE YOUR ARMOR"

 

[Mustainekof]

SC3 Talim B+K unblockable Moves.
Misheard : Press, don't crack.
Actual : Please, don't get up.

Geese counter moves.
Misheard : Tuizz.
Actual : Too Easy

Rolento Win match:
Misheard : Meeshon Compweet
Actual : Mission Complete.

 

[lobo]

i could swear i heard SKRULL say something about "burn ni**er". i can't make him do it again though.

:(

 

[Pocky-Yoshi]

Whump to bump. Someone wanted a thread like this revived, and Pocky Yoshi will do just that.

What Rose is misheard saying really does sound like "soul fuck".

She's saying "soul spark" though lol.

I'm late and all, but I don't care. This made me chuckle.

 

[Suirad]

This is a shout out to Renki and Becky of SC Florida

SC V: α Patroklos's B+G
Misheard: Portuguese Mime!
Actual: Fortune is Mine!

Just can't un-hear it.