The Misheard Phrases Thread

Conkers Bad Fur Day (Nintendo 64)
In multiplayer you can play Beach where you're either Nazi teddy bears or escaping French Squirrels. When the squirrels run they make many excited noises and shoot phrases in silly french-esque accents. The most common noise how ever was them rapidly muttering something that sounded like "horny-horny-horny" over and over in a panting tone.

I'm playing a game as a horny French Squirrel escaping Nazi Teddybears...oh how far we've come.
 
Some funny shit from the Militia team on Brofare, now that I think about it. Stuff like "Barack-o-Beef!" and "look on the john!" and one where mans just yells "BAMMMMBIIIII!!!!" really loud lol. Oh my roomate pointed out "fish rice!" the other day too. Obviously I have no idea what they're actually saying, they're brazillian or some shit.

Also not game related, but my roomate hadn't seen Irving the Socially Awkward Bee yet (youtube search it, same channel as this vid) and I came across this one again. Oldie but goodie.
 
Ive been hearing one of the custom female voices who is voiced by the same lady who does Amy's a lot recently and there is an awful lot of "wtf is she saying" happening in these sessions. This is the most prominent one I can remember (and could figure out what was said)

SCIV: Amy wanna-be voice
I'll Kiss you!
I'll Pierce you!
 
ahhh, BB. the announcer says so many things. "the vanilla face is turning" "The gorilla face is burning" and one of my friends even heard "The manilla mace is murdering" one night. thankfully it was about 3am so such a butchery of the language was forgiveable :sc2ber2:
 
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