Ghengis_John
[13] Hero
*golf clap*
I said this exact same thing on another forum and I had about 15 people jump down my throat.
Also AI that doesn't kill each other over food. Nothing like that time I tracked down that dead quest npc to 50 hours ago and the guards killing him to take his onion. Then one of them sat right down on a bench beside his corpse and ate it. The body crumpled up smack dab in front of him, eating an onion, all by itself, not even cooked, for dinner. I could swear he was taking big showy bites as if to say "Fuck ya'll. I'm the Po-lice!". Clearly sending a message about who the law in town was. Then there was the time that a shop owner tried to pickpocket an onion from a stable-hand before my eyes and was murdered by horses for it. He was sneaking, in his finery which caught my attention, as I was hanging out in front of town. He sneaks up to this Bosmer in rags eating on a bench, I guess he couldn't resist that delicious onion, that Bosmer made it look so good, then he fiddles with the poor-man's side a second. Suddenly a short fight ensues all of about two punches, then a band of four horses swarm the rich man from all directions, kicking him to death. I pondered the deeper meanings of what I just saw for a moment. Surely there was some kind of statement here. I thought maybe it was a nice microcosm for the evils of capitalism or human nature or something. In any event a quick search revealed the culprit behind it all was in fact an onion. God what is it about onions that makes people want to kill each other in that game? Onions: Good enough to KILL for. For all I know though it's the same onion bouncing around bringing misfortune to all.
