The Dreams Thread

Just had a fuck up dream.

Dumbledoor and Snape were becoming malfested and were fucking shit up

-no memory of this incident but I was some dude for a significant amount of time-

Then I become Wilfred from Wilfred (a guy in a dog suit which seemed normal in the dream) Dumbledoor and Snape threatened to kill me in 4 days so I was started to run then my gums started falling out and bleeding everywhere I was spitting them out in first person and apparently this was brought on by meeting a girl that's cleavage was too great (ffs I didn't even see her its implied that Wilfred met her when I was the other dude) but I still had my teeth for some reason so I was running around a mall for some reason asking loads of people where the dentist was then I got pissed because Americans call them ordanthapedrises or something, then I found Darth Vader casually strolling by and said surely you of all people must know where a dentist is.

Then I found the guy I was earlier and told him Dumbledoor and Snape were going to kill me and he was like "I believe you" So I sat in this weird trolley while he dragged me along to the music of Bonnie Tyler when we got to our destination the phone rang irl and I woke up.
 
I had a dream that we were in this run-down looking clininc and it looked like it was in a war zone, there were about 4 people that I saw, including myself. We were running down a hall while something or someone was shooting missiles and bullets at us. Next to me was a girl, I didnt see her face or even see a obvious clue it was a girl but all I knew it was a girl, anyways so I see a door in front of me ( I'll post a pic of the door in a spoiler) and the Girl says, " Go through there and hurry!", I ask her about the boy and girl behind us and she says, " They will never go in because they aren't saved." I look back and all I see is the girl getting blown up by some bomb and and the boy getting shot down, I look foward and I see the girl exit and she says to close the door on my way out, I ran out but didnt close the door because I thought there was no time left. Then I woke up.

The hallway looked EXACTLY like this:
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This is very close to what the doors looked like in my dream:
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I had an amazing dream before I woke up. I'm kinda hazy yet happy but here goes. First I dreamt of the 5th episode on Kampfer. The one where they did the beauty contest(If you don't know what's up, watch this anime Kampfer on the 5th episode).


Then my mind went blank. Next thing I knew, I was dreaming about big dudes fighting. A sumo guy saying "desukoi" and going against some arrogant big bald white meathead guy. Then it shifted to a black lady fighting some latino female in some intense MMA. The black lady lost and threw up.

Last part in spoilers. NSFW version, but edited a bit.
Then it shifted one last time. This is the part where I felt really good and the one I wished could of enjoyed more. I felt like I was in some movie. I was in some room wandering about. The room was a simple yet nice hotel. Nice King sized mattress that had tea green sheets. A wooden table with tea green sheets. Suddenly a girl who looks like Kristen Bell appears before me.

She looks like this
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She asked me to have sex with her. I declined and made up excuses. She kept nagging with stuff like, "I know you wanna do it". Eventually I became curious, gave in to her requests, and said something like, "Let me see if my little buddy gets excited". Sure enough, she lies on the mattress and so did I. My body was top of hers. I felt how petite yet soft her skin was. I focused my mind to my little buddy down there. My little buddy between the legs got excited and I said, "Yeah, it looks like I got time for this." She says nothing.


I took off my blue shirt and navy blue gym shorts, she took off her white tank top and short black gym shorts and we have sex. As I start the sex, I slowly put my thingy inside her. It felt warm. She moaned quietly. Then we got it on. I watched her face of pleasure as she moaned quietly. Suddenly, my uncle came in said "we gotta go". The funny thing was he immediately said, "Take 2o minutes and hurry up". Then he left.

Then we climaxed and I awakened. For a split second or so, it felt so real. However, I was like this =/ realizing it was just a dream.

Still though, I'm happy that in this dream, I enjoyed having sex with a Kristen Bell look alike. I couldn't believe it when I woke up, went to the fridge to ate some fries, went on my PC to look up Kristen Bell. One of the best dreams I've ever had in a long time.

Thank you for reading this weird dream I wanted share. It was amazing despite it making me kinda embarrassed...
 
That really is amazing. My very first goal when I started lucid dreaming was to get it on with Jessica Alba. I never got her, but I did get some very nice replacements. I know what you mean about the realism. Sometimes dreams feel even more real than waking life. And I suppose they actually are in our mind. And since the mind is how we perceive reality, these experiences are just as real, to us, as any other. That's why I love dreaming so much.

I wasn't going to share my sexy dreams, but since you made me think of it, and because it has some Tekken stuff in it, I'll share this one awesome lucid. (As everyone knows, lucid parts of dreams are written in blue in your dream journal. Don't trust those people who write them in red. Red is for nightmares, obviously.) :P
 
Lucid dreaming, I doubt with all the crazy stuff happening in my dreams that I will notice that a watch isn't working correctly, as opposed to arguing with a guy that looks like Miguel from Tekken because he keeps fucking with my grenade.

Think the only time I've lucid dreamed is when I was randomly derping in a dream and then suddenly a plane crash (plane crashes seem to be a recurring theme for me) so I was like "Hang on a minute..." As the plane was going down I could see the city coming closer towards me from the missing tail of the plane but I just shouted "THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME!" then we hit the floor, fade to black. Then I woke up sweating, almost choking on saliva.
 
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