Thanksgiving: Prepare to stuff that face!

I just did my bit for anglo-american relations, and stuffed my face with 2 of the greasiest sausage and egg sandwiches. Happy umm..... stuff your face day, apparently - god bless america!
 
I cooked all day yesterday and this morning. I was too tired to eat much, and I didn't even see my dad because I passed out in the guest room. Oh well, there's always Christmas.
 
Every1 knows thanksgiving is nothing more than a precursor to BLACK FRIDAY!!!...we eat all that damn food to have the energy to trample the weak and defenseless so we can be the 1st to get that ever so important TICKLE ME ELMO
 
why does Turkey get you so full?
all i had was a turkey leg, mash tatoes, stuffing, and biscuit and they were all small portions.

i couldn't move after.
 
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