>I've always know you were gay, but why did you make that choice?
How the fuck does that even work?
>hurr durr the word of god
"I can't come up with any legitimate rationalization for my idiocy"
Ok bitch.
>I have many gay friends, but they were friends
Nice duble standard. Clearly this can't get anyworse.
>*physically attacks her son*
Well fuck.