Teh Gheys Thread

[Alexandra]

So I just learned that "rimjobs" are a thing.

WHAT THE FUCK YO WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

it's literally the best thing ever I think I might enjoy it just as much if not more than bottoming. you just need to have showered beforehand

 

[Sorry]

Dis thread never ceases to amaze

 

[SorceressSeren]

HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS I FOUIND THIS FOUNDATION AT A MAKEUP PLACE CALLED DERMABLEND AND I HEARD IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE REALLY GOOD FOR COVERING UP SKIN BULLSHIT LIKE SCARS AND DISCOLORING AND ALL
SO I GOT IT AND I GOT SOME BLUSH AND PUT IT ALL OVER MY FACE AND DID SOME EXTRA LITTLE SHIT LIKE FILLING IN MY EYEBROWS SOME because they were filled to fuck with powder AND LINED MY EYES AND

Where are my acne scars
nobody knows
And my eyebrow would NOT go down

 

[UndeadFlamingo]

HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS I FOUIND THIS FOUNDATION AT A MAKEUP PLACE CALLED DERMABLEND AND I HEARD IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE REALLY GOOD FOR COVERING UP SKIN BULLSHIT LIKE SCARS AND DISCOLORING AND ALL
SO I GOT IT AND I GOT SOME BLUSH AND PUT IT ALL OVER MY FACE AND DID SOME EXTRA LITTLE SHIT LIKE FILLING IN MY EYEBROWS SOME because they were filled to fuck with powder AND LINED MY EYES AND

Where are my acne scars
nobody knows
And my eyebrow would NOT go down

Swoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon

 

[Alexandra]

HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS I FOUIND THIS FOUNDATION AT A MAKEUP PLACE CALLED DERMABLEND AND I HEARD IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE REALLY GOOD FOR COVERING UP SKIN BULLSHIT LIKE SCARS AND DISCOLORING AND ALL
SO I GOT IT AND I GOT SOME BLUSH AND PUT IT ALL OVER MY FACE AND DID SOME EXTRA LITTLE SHIT LIKE FILLING IN MY EYEBROWS SOME because they were filled to fuck with powder AND LINED MY EYES AND

Where are my acne scars
nobody knows
And my eyebrow would NOT go down

slay motha