Teh Gheys Thread

[Alexandra]

Guys how do I get my mum off my back?
She's been really onto lately for no reason and it's kind of pissing me off :/ She's reading my messages and shiet

do what bello said it'll work

 

[Darkmoonlight]

Apparently during wisdom teeth surgery I kept saying:
"I'm so sexy."
Sexy and humble.
And whoever said that it doesn't hurt is not your friend.

 

[WindupSkeleton]

Yesterday was m'birthday. It was grand. Sleepy now.

 

[UndeadFlamingo]

Okay so 8WR didn't tell me the thread had been updated. The dirty, and I say this in the most Northern accent available to me, bastards.

Allow me to make it up for you with a picture of one of the men deported from Saudi Arabia for being too handsome.

 

[Norik]

LOL is that Omar Borkan Al Gala? My sister says I'd look like him if I could grow decent facial hair.

BRB gimmie two weeks.