Teh Gheys Thread

[Robert_J_King]

Guys I have a dilemma
So there's this guy I've been seeing and we're getting along really well and he really likes me and I really like him and today he officially asked me out, but we were talking and he brought up a thing.

He has warts. Like, not on his fire hose, on his chocolate maker, and it's kinda... Idk. I feel weird about it. wat do

If you seriously want this person, then whatever answer he gives you should be taken with a grain of salt. Drag him to the doctor, hear the diagnosis from them and get him tested. I'd kick him to the curb, personally.

 

[Alexandra]

Guys I have a dilemma
So there's this guy I've been seeing and we're getting along really well and he really likes me and I really like him and today he officially asked me out, but we were talking and he brought up a thing.

He has warts. Like, not on his fire hose, on his chocolate maker, and it's kinda... Idk. I feel weird about it. wat do

Make him go to the doctor because you don't want to take any chances

 

[SorceressSeren]

The thing is this guy is perfect in every other aspect except I basically can't top him, which is why I'm not just going to like, leave. Like he told me and first thing he was like "pretty much anything with that area on me we won't do." and he was concerned for me and all.
At least it's something that goes away eventually, but the method he got them was pretty fucked up or else I'd be like "lol u deserve them."
He doesn't.

 

[TheCursedImage]

If he makes you happy i'm happy for you. Just be safe and get some info from a physician of some sort. You're too pretty for Stds.


And on today's episode of Straight People Say The Darndest Things: There's this guy in my calculus class that avoids me like the goddamn plague because he is convinced that i'm somehow going to overpower him (he's like six fucking five) and rape him or something. He's not even cute! LOOK HERE SIR. Gay people have taste too! I'm not attracted to every male just like i'm sure you're not attracted to every girl. I never entertain his shenanigans but today we brushed up against each other by accident and he acted like I was gonna give him a severe case of the gay. UGH. Don't flatter yourself.

 

[Alexandra]

And on today's episode of Straight People Say The Darndest Things: There's this guy in my calculus class that avoids me like the goddamn plague because he is convinced that i'm somehow going to overpower him (he's like six fucking five) and rape him or something. He's not even cute! LOOK HERE SIR. Gay people have taste too! I'm not attracted to every male just like i'm sure you're not attracted to every girl. I never entertain his shenanigans but today we brushed up against each other by accident and he acted like I was gonna give him a severe case of the gay. UGH. Don't flatter yourself.
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There's a guy like that in my US History class and he is a fucking prick. My teacher is a Gaga fan and an LGBTQA+ activist, so I told her about ARTPOP and he just was NOT having me talk about anything gay. The best thing to do is be as gay as possible to scare them away from you forever. It's quite satisfying to see hyper-hetero people cringe away from you if you haven't even physical done anything to them.