Teh Gheys Thread

[UndeadFlamingo]

So long as you look me in the eye and give me a courtesy lick you are welcome to.

...
Courtesy... lick?

 

[Pyrrus]

I was like "Who the fuck is this bitch friending me on facebook" Then I saw his cover photo was Pyrrha and was like "oh"

I wonder who that sexy piece of ass must have been.

 

[Pyrrus]

if you ever see a friend request from someone with this cover photo you will know who it is

SOPHIE EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE YOU POST THINGS RELATED TO GAME OF THRONES YOU MAKE ME WANT TO WATCH THAT SHOW OR READ THE DAMN BOOKS.

 

[UndeadFlamingo]

SOPHIE EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE YOU POST THINGS RELATED TO GAME OF THRONES YOU MAKE ME WANT TO WATCH THAT SHOW OR READ THE DAMN BOOKS.

I think it's something he intentionally does, I mean, I want to read the books, but everytime he posts that stuff I just feel 93% more compelled to.

On the topic of Sophie, in the words of Richard E. Grant on Doctor Who, what is your name?! because I wanna facebook stalk you too. Queue... innocent-looking-schoolgirl-with-satanic-smile-emoticon.

 

[Pyrrus]

Show him your dick and he might consider.

IM SORRY I WAS ATTEMPTING THE HUMOR. DONT HATE ME PLEASE.

This is needed in this thread

Spoiler

I am Sam

I am Sam
Sam I am

That Sam-I-am
That Sam-I-am!
I do not like
that Sam-I-am

Do you like
Sex with a man?

I do not like men,
Sam-I-am.
I do not like
sex with a man.

Would you like to do it
Here or there?

I would not like to
here or there.
I would not like it
anywhere.
I do not like
Sex with a man.
I do not like it,
Sam-I-am

Would you like men
in a house?
Would you like it
with a mouse?

I do not like men
in a house.
I do not like it
with a mouse.
I do not like men
here or there.
I do not like them
anywhere.
I do not like sex with a man.
I do not like it, Sam-I-am.


Would you rim them
in a box?
Would you rim them
with a fox?

Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not eat them here or there.
I would not eat them anywhere.
I would not have sex with a man.
I do not like men, Sam-I-am.

Would you? Could you?
in a car?
Fuck them! Fuck them!
Here they are.

I would not ,
could not,
in a car

You may like them.
You will see.
You may like them
in a tree?

Not in a tree.
I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.

I do not like men in a box.
I do not do it with a fox
I do not like men in a house
I do not like it with a mouse
I do not like it here or there.
I do not like it anywhere.
I do not like sex with a man.
I do not like men, Sam-I-am.

A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you
on a train?

Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Sam! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not fuck men with a mouse
I will not fuck men in a house.
I will not fuck men here or there.
I will not fuck men anywhere.
I do not like men, Sam-I-am.


Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?

I would not, could not,
in the dark.

Would you, could you,
in the rain?

I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train,
Not in a car, Not in a tree.
I do not like men, Sam, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not fuck them here or there.
I do not like men anywhere!

You do not like
Sex with a man?

I do not
like men,
Sam-I-am.

Could you, would you,
fuck a goat?

I would not,
could not.
fuck a goat!

Would you, could you,
on a boat?

I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not fuck them in the rain.
I will not fuck them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like men in a box.
I do not fuck men with a fox.
I will not fuck men in a house.
I do not fuck men with a mouse.
I do not fuck men here or there.
I do not fuck them ANYWHERE!

I do not like
sex with a man!


I do not like men,
Sam-I-am.

You do not like men.
SO you say.
Fuck them! Fuck them!
And you may.
Fuck them and you may I say.

Sam!
If you will let me be,
I will fuck them.
You will see.

Say!
I like sex with a man!
I do!! I like men, Sam-I-am!
And I would fuck them in a boat!
And I would fuck them and a goat…
And I will fuck them in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
They are so good, so good, you see!

So I will fuck men in a box.
And I will fuck men with a fox.
And I will fuck men in a house.
And I will fuck men with a mouse.
And I will fuck men here and there.
Say! I will fuck men ANHYWHERE!

I do so like
sex with a man!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Sam-I-am