Teh Gheys Thread

SorceressSeren said:
I've assimilated in to Charlie's clan as well, exchanged the L word, and all of the above except have something in the butt.
I AM REALLY NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO ANAL SEX CAN SOMEBODY SHOOT ME FIRST.
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Okay here's SophieChan's anal prep list (graphic nastiness btw):
  • Take a really long hot shower shortly before your date. Clean yo shit real good. Like really good. LIKE I MEAN LET THE WATER ENTER YOUR BEING THROUGH YOUR LOINS. But seriously, clean it up real good.
  • It's gonna hurt like a bitch, so to make it easier on you, MAKE HIM FINGER YOU FIRST. LIKE FOR A PRETTY LONG TIME. ALSO, YOU NEED TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE RELAXED BECAUSE WHEN YOU'RE TENSE YOUR BUTTHOLE IS NOT OKAY WITH ANAL PENETRATION. In my experience, having your partner perform some fellatio helps, and once, rimming really helped. Then again, most people are probably not okay with rimming.
  • DO NOT LET HIM JUST GO STRAIGHT IN NO MATTER HOW LONG HE FINGERED YOU. My first time took like six tries, because my partner wouldn't listen to me and just go S L O W.
  • No matter how much lube you have, DO NOT expect to be able to start immediately. Make sure Charlie sort of sticks the head in, pulls out, sticks the head in, and so on, until you feel comfortable with the stretch. THEN he can start actually pushing in and stuff.
  • I suggest doing missionary (you on your back, legs in the air/against his torso) or cowboy (I guess that's what it's called. Just sit down on the dick while he lies down). Doggy is not a great idea for a first time, it puts a lot more stress on your body.
Anyone please correct this if it sounds wrong, I haven't had sex in months and I suck at explaining things.

PS go get em u lil pedophile
 
SophieChan said:
Okay here's SophieChan's anal prep list (graphic nastiness btw):
  • Take a really long hot shower shortly before your date. Clean yo shit real good. Like really good. LIKE I MEAN LET THE WATER ENTER YOUR BEING THROUGH YOUR LOINS. But seriously, clean it up real good.
  • It's gonna hurt like a bitch, so to make it easier on you, MAKE HIM FINGER YOU FIRST. LIKE FOR A PRETTY LONG TIME. ALSO, YOU NEED TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE RELAXED BECAUSE WHEN YOU'RE TENSE YOUR BUTTHOLE IS NOT OKAY WITH ANAL PENETRATION. In my experience, having your partner perform some fellatio helps, and once, rimming really helped. Then again, most people are probably not okay with rimming.
  • DO NOT LET HIM JUST GO STRAIGHT IN NO MATTER HOW LONG HE FINGERED YOU. My first time took like six tries, because my partner wouldn't listen to me and just go S L O W.
  • No matter how much lube you have, DO NOT expect to be able to start immediately. Make sure Charlie sort of sticks the head in, pulls out, sticks the head in, and so on, until you feel comfortable with the stretch. THEN he can start actually pushing in and stuff.
  • I suggest doing missionary (you on your back, legs in the air/against his torso) or cowboy (I guess that's what it's called. Just sit down on the dick while he lies down). Doggy is not a great idea for a first time, it puts a lot more stress on your body.
Anyone please correct this if it sounds wrong, I haven't had sex in months and I suck at explaining things.


PS go get em u lil pedophile
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SuperDirtySophie. thats pretty accurate, with my first time i just rambo'd it and took it without much, errr, preparation, luckily the dee wasnt that big, OH AND BREATHE, IF YOU CONTROL YOUR BREATHING IT MAKES IT EASIER, SO DO THAT. INHALE EXHALE, IN A RHYTHMIC PATTERN, THINK MIMICKING.

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SorceressSeren said:
I've assimilated in to Charlie's clan as well, exchanged the L word, and all of the above except have something in the butt.
I AM REALLY NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO ANAL SEX CAN SOMEBODY SHOOT ME FIRST.
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Further to Sophie's point, reverse cowgirl is pretty much the best position for a bottom new to anal sex as it allows you to control the pace of what's happening, so no problems like Sophie's with your partner going too fast.

Reverse cowgirl is where the top lies down on his back and you basically sit on his dick. ;D
 
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