Teh Gheys Thread

[WindupSkeleton]

I guess so. Oh! Last Thursday, me and my friends went to this gay strip club called Ziegfields Secrets. It was audition night and they got me to perform! It was lots of fun and as it turns out, one of the dancers had their eye on me. As soon as I was done, he came out of nowhere and just made out with me.

It wasn't just the alcohol, I got into character quick on that stage.

Is your name Jack Pot because man you hit the big time there! :P

UDUT:
I just got accused of being homophobic. Hahahaa

 

[WindupSkeleton]

Hahahaa

 

[Darkmoonlight]

I met this guy in D.C. and for me it was almost love at first sight. The whole night was so cliche and went just like an LGBT Netflix movie. We end up making out and he stops to ask me if he can go make out with the guy next to us.
I know I'm not your boyfriend but WTF?

I would be so confused if that happened. Like what?

 

[Pyrrus]

I guess so. Oh! Last Thursday, me and my friends went to this gay strip club called Ziegfields Secrets. It was audition night and they got me to perform! It was lots of fun and as it turns out, one of the dancers had their eye on me. As soon as I was done, he came out of nowhere and just made out with me.

It wasn't just the alcohol, I got into character quick on that stage.

 

[SorceressSeren]

So I broke up with him.
And now I'm just lolwhating it.