Teh Gheys Thread

[d_b]

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Well, It sort of comes down to this.

1. He is short.. no idea why, but i love short guys. Usually they have a tough-guy attitude, so that's a plus.
2. His thick neck isn't too bad. Proportional to his thick body. It's not like he has a double chin or anything.
3. "Classically unattractive" doesn't exist. That's a varying social construct.
4. His face isn't terrible.. he's just making that idiot look. (gotta love the dummies) Plus I'm sure his dick is big.
5. His biggest flaw imo is the atrocious hair cut.. Maybe if he'd let it cover a bit of his forehead/ use some product
6. "his body hair looks wrong". Again, that hinges on being a social construct. I don't know if you live in a "racially" isolated region or not, but everyone has different types of body hair. His hair is probably just a phenotypical display of ancestors who generally inhabited colder regions.

I'm not saying he'd be first on my list.. or even 2nd... but he's not the ugliest thing i've seen. And maybe its just this picture. I for one can attest to the fact that not everyone is photogenic. I will admit that i sort of just threw him into the mix because the tumblr I was looking at didn't have many pics I could post, and his body just kind-of stood out to me. I get the feeling he's one of those not-so-confident Frat bro's who played hockey in school; who would fool around with a guy when he was drunk, and then realize he liked it. Then their NSA on the DL hook-ups would become more frequent until he accidentally gets a girl pregnant and lives a miserable cookie-cutter hetero life.

Also; I don't know if people are aware of this, but the "Rainbow" is all inclusive. Twinks, Bears, non-identifiers, Queens, Black, White, Yellow, Red, hunks, dorks, super models, "ugly" guys, et al. And we should all stick together to fight against the bullshit Puritanical-White oppression we face. I thinks it's a fucking joke that people actually believe we live in a "Free" country. (I'm not too savvy on most of the liberties/lack thereof in Europe, but I know there's still oppression). And don't even get me started on Africa and the Middle-East. (mainly b/c some of those areas aren't so Globalized, and you can make cultural arguments*)

Tl;dr- Read the shit with numbers, I basically posted him for his body, nothing is valid or invalid.

*to be fair, you can make cultural arguments for anything. so technically everything is valid and invalid.​

 

[d_b]

i have a problem, my boyfriend cant take the dee, and im becoming extremely frustrated

Double post.

Is it a size thing, or is it that he can't relax?
If it's a size thing... all i can say is maybe he could try training with toys until he can take it. If you just happen to be too massive, you might not be able to enjoy anal with him.
If it's an issue of him being unable to relax, you can try;

• changing positions
• fingering before anal helps relax the muscles down there
• if you are in to it, rimming can also relax the muscles
• maybe try putting it in slower

It's also a fact of life that some people need lube. And don't skip out on the foreplay.

 

[Norik]

He's so ugly I almost choked in vomit.

Also; I don't know if people are aware of this, but the "Rainbow" is all inclusive. Twinks, Bears, non-identifiers, Queens, Black, White, Yellow, Red, hunks, dorks, super models, "ugly" guys, et al. And we should all stick together to fight against the bullshit Puritanical-White oppression we face. I thinks it's a fucking joke that people actually believe we live in a "Free" country. (I'm not too savvy on most of the liberties/lack thereof in Europe, but I know there's still oppression). And don't even get me started on Africa and the Middle-East. (mainly b/c some of those areas aren't so Globalized, and you can make cultural arguments*)

But I wholeheartedly agree with this.

 

[lobo]

ten minutes with a razor and a paper bag, and i'd hit it.

 

[lobo]

who needs a new wallpaper?

oooooh, were it that my face was a label on that beer...