Why aren't there more gay clubs/bars in this shitty protestant white-whashed part of the united states?
Why do people want to get married (outside of legal benefits)? No marriage is ever successful without a large sacrifice of happiness, and marriage is an institution devoted to perpetuating a heteronormative lifestyle of monogamy; and fuck married people who say they are happy-- bullshit. You know if you weren't tied down to your whiney ass spouse, you could go plow that hot guy you met a party with his incredible accent and protruding chest hair because he likes to wear low cut tanks when its 45 degrees outside despite it being "spring" and he is stubborn because spring is the shit because everyone maintains a constant buzz at that ridiculous party school his parents told him not to go to but he doesnt care because he fucking worked on his tan despite having to work during fucking spring break because he spends too damn much on booze that his lame ass chugs with white powerade which is in fact the worst flavor of powerade to mix with vodka until he discovers someone ditched their cranberry juice so he made a mixed drink said screw you and pushed that other hot guy against the wall of pictures and just tore that shit up while all the little straight blonde bimbos stared in both awe and admiration because neither of them looked that gay because they like to maintain a masculine image so that when they screwed later that night they were wild animals despite their cuddling and semi-heart-to-heart conversations about their asshole fathers which they then followed by blowing each other one more time for good measure.
Why did my parents have my foreskin clipped?
Where has my gag-reflex gone?
and most importantly......
WHY DOES SYNALON continue to post pictures of swagtrash highschoolers and abercrombie rejects!!!!??!