Teh Gheys Thread

[d_b]

Gay horror story you all can appreciate:

I was unintentionally outed to my sister by my laptop. I left it unlocked by accident when I went to pee, and being the nosy bitch she is, she started exploring. As I usually keep my laptop locked at all times, I don't hide my porn very well. Theres never been a reason to. Needless to say there was SO MUCH PORN. I come in and I'm like: "You nosy bitch stay
off my-" and then I see her face and she's all like
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And it was pretty obvious what she found. Any in my head I'm like:
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The ensuing conversation went like this:
"So. You mad?"
"No... I kind of suspected. Were ok. Just keep your laptop locked because that could've been
anyone else."
And then she left and she look pissed so I kind of stayed clear for a while. She's cool now (this was early december), she just claims the porn caught her off guard. So if you learn anything from my tale, friends, HIDE YOUR PORN WELL.

gurl, i woulda jumped all up in her face and been like, "Bish, who da fuq u think u is? Getcho ratchet ass of my porn hub and go get in someone else's binizz." (Snap and clap) "Out!"

 

[Pyrrus]

And so it came about that to the glorious song of angels the shining heavens opened up and the Great Twink Dearth was ended.

And there was much rejoicing.

OH MY--- where the hell do such beautiful people exist D:....

and the porn thing lmao~ I always delete my history....even if I dont look at porn that day. I am paranoid person ._.'

 

[Wyde]

I have it so that my browsing history never saves. I do keep bookmarks, though, and all my nsfw ones are kept in a visible-ish folder. If I ever get holed up with roommates (hopefully soon), I may have to consider precautions.

(Because my tastes are weird and outside my peer group, given the chance I would bone exactly zero of those guys Synalon linked. The more you know.)

 

[Pyrrus]

I just finished re-reading this entire thread...and lemme tell you....it's creepy AF

o_o....

 

[hotX]

I like the "Don't laugh" tattoo.