Teh Gheys Thread

[Synalon]

Part of the reason I find it so hard to post in this thread is I have no idea what fantasy world you all live in where you're all gorgeous twenty somethings with multiple partners spinning around each other jettisoning your seed in a tilt-a-whirl of bukkake playtime. That you're all semi-to-totally competitive soul calibur players ontop of that makes your storybook sex lives seem doubly impossible. Unless you have some of the sexiest gaming-related multi-tasking ever, how do you have the time?

I just find it hard to get out of bed in the morning. I can't even fathom the drive some of you people have.

Well I haven't wanted to sleep with anyone in actual years. But it is because of esteem issues etc.

Who is that wonderful piece of man?!

He was some random who posted themselves on /hm/. The users were quite derisive actually, for whatever reason.

 

[hotX]

Part of the reason I find it so hard to post in this thread is I have no idea what fantasy world you all live in where you're all gorgeous twenty somethings with multiple partners spinning around each other jettisoning your seed in a tilt-a-whirl of bukkake playtime. That you're all semi-to-totally competitive soul calibur players ontop of that makes your storybook sex lives seem doubly impossible. Unless you have some of the sexiest gaming-related multi-tasking ever, how do you have the time?

This post gave me some hilarious mental images.

I just presume half the people here go to gay friendly colleges. That would explain a lot. I'm personally not very good at this game and my sex life isn't very active.

 

[WindupSkeleton]

Part of the reason I find it so hard to post in this thread is I have no idea what fantasy world you all live in where you're all gorgeous twenty somethings with multiple partners spinning around each other jettisoning your seed in a tilt-a-whirl of bukkake playtime. That you're all semi-to-totally competitive soul calibur players ontop of that makes your storybook sex lives seem doubly impossible. Unless you have some of the sexiest gaming-related multi-tasking ever, how do you have the time?

I just find it hard to get out of bed in the morning. I can't even fathom the drive some of you people have.

I started having sex at 11. If that helps?
I used to be a little bit of a man-whore, especially at cons and such, and I used to go out all the time, which helps. As for being attractive, I'd say I was alright, but it's the confidence and charisma I seem to exude that apparently works. I've been a very, VERY lucky guy for a long time.

Oh and I'm not so great at SC. Second-worse Dampierre main (probably).

 

[Wyde]

I used to be a little bit of a man-whore

I couldn't help myself I'm so sorry

Part of the reason I find it so hard to post in this thread is I have no idea what fantasy world you all live in where you're all gorgeous twenty somethings with multiple partners spinning around each other jettisoning your seed in a tilt-a-whirl of bukkake playtime.

I know this is an exaggeration of what you mean, but what you decided to type is honestly amazing. You get my kudos.

Still, I'm sorry to hear that you hint at somehow seeming a little intimidated from posting here. I personally have virtually no sex life or relationship experience to speak of, as I've said on a few occasions in this thread, and I honestly believe that the personal lives of the folks who seem to post here most aren't anywhere near as spectacular(?) as you half-mockingly hint at them being. Hell, I haven't really felt I've had anything to add to this topic until very recently, but really I believe this is just a place where, whatever our background, we can simply [paint our nails and talk about boys]. Post whatever you like, man.

 

[Synalon]

I painted my nails green recently but it looked pretty terrible