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Oh my god... my Gecko is a mass murderer.

I put 8 baby crickets in his cage and they were gone within 3 minutes, none were safe.
 
I was stuck on the bus for fifteen minutes today.

Some dumb chav girl refused to pay her fare, claiming she had left her Oyster card at home, so therefore she should be able to travel for free.

The bus driver refused to move until she paid her fare, and the stupid bitch refused to get off the bus.

Every other passenger on the bus was giving her daggers, but she didn’t give a shit.

Finally, I couldn’t stand it any more. I got out of my seat, strode right up to her, and gave her the backhand across the face.

The force of the blow sent her tumbling out of the bus, sprawling onto the pavement.

“How dare you hit a defenceless woman!” she cried. “Where’s your fucking conscience?”

“I left it at home,” I replied, as the bus drove off without her.
 
I was stuck on the bus for fifteen minutes today.

Some dumb chav girl refused to pay her fare, claiming she had left her Oyster card at home, so therefore she should be able to travel for free.

The bus driver refused to move until she paid her fare, and the stupid bitch refused to get off the bus.

Every other passenger on the bus was giving her daggers, but she didn’t give a shit.

Finally, I couldn’t stand it any more. I got out of my seat, strode right up to her, and gave her the backhand across the face.

The force of the blow sent her tumbling out of the bus, sprawling onto the pavement.

“How dare you hit a defenceless woman!” she cried. “Where’s your fucking conscience?”

“I left it at home,” I replied, as the bus drove off without her.

If this happened for real, you would so be the man right now. Just for the value of that come back.
 
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