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I think I learned my lesson.And that's what happens after party time.
I was stuck on the bus for fifteen minutes today.
Some dumb chav girl refused to pay her fare, claiming she had left her Oyster card at home, so therefore she should be able to travel for free.
The bus driver refused to move until she paid her fare, and the stupid bitch refused to get off the bus.
Every other passenger on the bus was giving her daggers, but she didn’t give a shit.
Finally, I couldn’t stand it any more. I got out of my seat, strode right up to her, and gave her the backhand across the face.
The force of the blow sent her tumbling out of the bus, sprawling onto the pavement.
“How dare you hit a defenceless woman!” she cried. “Where’s your fucking conscience?”
“I left it at home,” I replied, as the bus drove off without her.
I can now legally drink. It's party time!
Ugh, why am I up so early? I've got an awful headache.
I think I learned my lesson.
And now to play a mediocre GBA Banjo Kazooie game.