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I need some help guys.

20 kids. (/facepalm) I am going down to the Duggar's compound, and I am going to slap the shit out of that robotic, infintely prego wife and happy ass gay husband. I may meet resistance from any number of their 19 little fucking shits, and I need strong people that can dispatch of children quickly... from the creepy teenagers to the freshly produced infants that seem to litter their halls.

Let me know if you can lend your services, you know where to find me.
 
Psylocide said:
I need some help guys.

20 kids. (/facepalm) I am going down to the Duggar's compound, and I am going to slap the shit out of that robotic, infintely prego wife and happy ass gay husband. I may meet resistance from any number of their 19 little fucking shits, and I need strong people that can dispatch of children quickly... from the creepy teenagers to the freshly produced infants that seem to litter their halls.

Let me know if you can lend your services, you know where to find me.
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a-hem, I once took a test to see how many 5 year olds i can take on before they take me down, i hit up 21 before i was overrun. so i could help you out if you needed but, fuck that you a grown ass man. you can handle your own battles.. take a metal baseball bat with you and you'll do alright.
 
Madnis said:
a-hem, I once took a test to see how many 5 year olds i can take on before they take me down, i hit up 21 before i was overrun. so i could help you out if you needed but, fuck that you a grown ass man. you can handle your own battles.. take a metal baseball bat with you and you'll do alright.
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That makes me wonder how many unarmed 5 year olds it would take to bum rush and overwhelm a full grown man.

Good imagery lol.
 
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