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Allyourbase said:
Happy birthday sweetie! I got you a gift. It's my dick in a box!
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never thought i'd be on a boat....
it's a big blue watery road...
POSIEDON!!! look at me!
never thought i'd see the day
that a big boat comin my way
believe me when i say......

I FUCKED A MERMAID!!!! yeah~~~

i'm on a boat!! take a good hard look at the motha fuckin boat!
 
Psylocide said:
Yeah lol... next time I get jury duty, I'm just going to tell everyone I'm a racist. I'd rather have a room full of people think I'm prejudice than do jury duty again.
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I've never even gotten to that phase. There was a time I actually went into a courtroom, they began selecting jurors, then one of the prospective jurors tells the whole court he's seen the defendant in prison (in the juror prospect's work as a guard at a correctional facility) then they let us all go. Thankfully.

I've always wanted to pull the racism card, but then be like "But I'm not really racist, I mean I've had race X friends, and I'd even drink out of the same cup as race x people if I really had to but everyone knows race X commits more crimes. It's not their fault. It's just how they're brought up. But I'm not a racist."

You know, pretend I'm racist but I'm aware it's not socially acceptable. Just for fun factor points.
 
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