OK this needed to be shared:
Tonight I was with my friends, suddenly we get a call from 2 drunk girls
Drunks: "Tell _____ i want his D"
My friend: "Too bad it's mine" *slaps _____* make a sound
_____: *Terrible grunting sound*
Drunks: "wow..."
My friend: "That's right he's kinda busy so back off b****"
Drunks: "you did not just call me a b*****"
My friend: "Ya I did" *Hystarical Laughter*
So on and so forth, it doesn't help I have a class with one of them but it was too much fun to mess with them :P