Prince William getting married for some reason has my family asking (yet again) when the gf and I are gonna get married. OK, the guy and I are about the same age, but he's the prince of an entire goddamn country. Weddings cost a fortune, y'know. And my brother got married almost two years ago. Get off my back! Sorry, just venting.
Maybe they're just tired of me bringing a different girl to meet the family at nearly every function. "She was so pretty? What happened?" they'd ask. If "pretty" was the only qualification for getting hitched to a girl, I'd be on Wife No. 4.