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^ i was thinking about when Moe the bartender said he'd cut out Bart Simpson's tongue and paint his boat with it.
If that's what you where thinking, then yeah.
 
I accidently nudged a woman in the supermarket.

So I apologised, and said "If you were 20 years younger, I'd do you."

She replied "Oi you cheeky shit, I'm only 27!"

I replied "Exactly."
 
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