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Psylocide said:
At one time, I worked with a fat kid named Loren. This was when I installed pools back in the day, the foreman made me take him with me and the kid sat in a chair while I dug trenches and laid stones for the foundation of a hot-tub.

Then, we went to help the guys at another job and he slept in the truck for about 2 hours. Needless to say, he only lasted 3 days. Fatties... pfft.
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I did some of that myself (installed pools and hot tubs). I like laying down underneath the shell of a hot tub in the middle of summer and spraying on insulation. Fun stuff.
 
Loren is a girl. And a dainty one at that. She'll also steal your bike, or anything you leave lying around she likes. If you left it lying around, you don't want it anymore. (This doesn't apply to me, of course.)
 
Bamboo_Wind said:
I did some of that myself (installed pools and hot tubs). I like laying down underneath the shell of a hot tub in the middle of summer and spraying on insulation. Fun stuff.
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That's almost as fun as pouring vermiculite on the hottest, windiest day of summer with no mask.

Nothing like having gray boogers for a month straight.

Krit said:
Loren is a girl. And a dainty one at that. She'll also steal your bike, or anything you leave lying around she likes. If you left it lying around, you don't want it anymore. (This doesn't apply to me, of course.)
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I would never flush the toilet around her, that way... she would discover my shit floatin there and I'd be all, "Take that."
 
You're a strange one, Krit.

Psylocide said:
That's almost as fun as pouring vermiculite on the hottest, windiest day of summer with no mask.

Nothing like having gray boogers for a month straight.
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Ahh, the ol' gray boogers. I never had as many as when I was trapping critters in attics. The combo of blown in insulation with raccoon and nut-monkey hair gave me the nastiest black boogers. I never learned to do the one hole blow, so I just carried TP in the truck with me.
 
Haha, I see what you did there, Psylocide. HOWEVER, I said anything she likes, and another person's feces isn't something she likes. She leaves that to German fellows.
In such a case, she'd dropkick you and take your wallet instead.
 
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