I don't drink alcohol period..taste nasty
you can't be serious... wait. you're young aren't you? I remember when i was young. i was like.. man... alchohol is some nasty shit.. so i started up on the cocktails, what with the rum&cokes, the malibu cocktails, white/black russian... then like an rpg i leveled up to the harder cocktails, whiskey sour, long island ice teas.. then i leveled up again and started just drinkin the damn drink on the rocks..
I'm goin to recommend one for you. and i promise, you will not taste no alchohol. it will taste like a sweet fruit punch.
take a glass, fill it up 1/4 of the way with malibu.
then take some cranberry/grape juice fill that 1/2 way.
then take pineapple juice and fill that 1/4
it's called a malibu seabreeze. enjoy. I promise you. its a very sweet cocktail. and you don't even need to stir or shake.
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and i can't fuck with jose. when it comes to tequila.. me and jose got words for each other.. see me on that patrone or 1800 and there's another one that i like. is it durango? starts with a D.. but yeah.. Jose.... pisses me off when i go to a bar here in korea and all they got for me is jose... i'm always like, so... we meet again jose..... then i look at the bartender, and ask "can i speak with my man, jack? i don't want to speak with jose".