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To outrun a bear, you don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
 
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I did have H1N1, I was out of work for 3 days...and out of commission... still, Saturday and Sunday. It is only through sheer force of will that I am here today. H1N1 is terrible... Imagine the sickest you've been, without throwing up or diarrhea, and then multiply it by 15. I literally couldn't move all of Wednesday. But, I'm almost back to normal... Damn Bacon Fever.
 
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