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[lespaulphoenix]

Nothing wrong with winning a fight like that. Hell I get but ass naked whenever I get into fights, my reasoning being, If my massive erect penis doesn't scare them away then maybe I shouldn't fight them.

*takes notes on fight in real life*

theres a visual for you!!

That sounds like a great idea, Jeuce! Save the fact that not everyone wears magnifying glass lenses for glasses. CAUTION: OBJECTS ARE SMALLER THAN THEY APPEAR!

hahaha!

I care.

But really though. They seriously were fighting like high school girls. Like... slappy hands n shit.
What really worries me is what if that guy really does practice Gung Fu? =/

... I did a little Monkey and Mantis and we never did that kind of shit.
Save in the locker room. And that's an entirely different matter... (His name was Hung Lo... But don't let that deceive you.) You know... I had to pay for lessons somehow...

@HRD: Don't forget to do the truffle shuffle!

 

[Ghengis_John]

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They apparently know nothing of fighting. Which is surprising for grown ass men. But at least the guy in red has a hot girlfriend.

 

[K0rN_b4LL]

 

[Juez]

... I did a little Monkey and Mantis and we never did that kind of shit. Save in the locker room. And that's an entirely different matter... (His name was Hung Lo... But don't let that deceive you.) You know... I had to pay for lessons somehow...

I use to do dem martial arts also. My sensei and I sparred once and I guess he forgot I was a student once or I pissed him off, dude straight kicked me in the nose. Let me tell you something about getting kicked in the nose... Shit hurts.

 

[lespaulphoenix]

I use to do dem martial arts also. My sensei and I sparred once and I guess he forgot I was a student once or I pissed him off, dude straight kicked me in the nose. Let me tell you something about getting kicked in the nose... Shit hurts.

Getting hit is part of it. I mean, sure he's a master, but he's not perfect.
Anyways. Yeah. Next time guard your face <3

EDIT: I remember when I used to do Ballet-- I mean, Karate--
Master kicked me in the eye a few times. Every time, he was like "OH CRAP!"
then I punched him in the face and he kicked my ass.
You know. Karate-ka loves.