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[Allyourbase]

Damn, I thought brandy would taste more grapey.

 

[Ghengis_John]

I'm quite sure a needle would not stand up to the searing heat of a burning haystack. That being said, even if it did stay intact... you would have to find a needle in a pile of ashes. Which might be a bit tough as well.

Read my mind. Also, the needle's gonna be covered in soot.

When you have an IQ of 117, things like that tend to happen. Of course, after a drink it bumps down to about 80...

117 ain't bad at all. Provided your'e a go getter it's even better. Mine's higher but I don't do shit with it so what's the number really good for?

Damn, I thought brandy would taste more grapey.

So did I for some reason. It's kinda a let down.

 

[Allyourbase]

Wine, on the other hand, does taste somewhat grapey. My girlfriend got me turned on to mimosas. Sparkling wine + OJ = yum.

Can someone explain to me what is it with girls and vodka? I swear every girl I've ever known has cited some vodka cocktail as her favorite drink. Except the current possible future Mrs. Base, which is probably why I adore her so much.

 

[Psylocide]

Wine, on the other hand, does taste somewhat grapey.

Weird how that works... I heard it's made of grapes.

My girlfriend got me turned on to mimosas.

Gay.

Can someone explain to me what is it with girls and vodka? I swear every girl I've ever known has cited some vodka cocktail as her favorite drink.

Vodka is most often mixed with juice or some other sweet liquid/simple syrup, and bitches just love the sweet stuff. They have almost no appreciation for any kind of alcohol that actually tastes like alcohol.

 

[NightmareKnight]

117 ain't bad at all. Provided your'e a go getter it's even better. Mine's higher but I don't do shit with it so what's the number really good for?

All my teachers said I was really smart but didn't do well because I am lazy. I don't apply myself with things that require effort outside of the classroom, like homework.