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[BlackDragon37]

The other day I saw a magic beanstalk, so I decided to climb it. As I went up, I saw the ugliest woman you've ever seen naked on a leaf.
She said "Come have sex with me, or climb higher to success."
Without thinking, I carried on climbing. The next woman I saw wasn't bad. I mean, you would do her, but you wouldn't brag about it.
She too beckoned to me saying "Come have sex with me, or climb higher to success."
So again, I carried on climbing. The next woman I saw was beautiful, I mean, really really hot.
She said "Come have sex with me, or climb higher to success."
I could only think of what the next woman would be like, so carried on climbing, and was shocked to see an old man stood on a leaf naked.
I was so outraged I said "Who the fuck are you?".
He replied "I'm Cess."

 

[Psylocide]

^^^ Wakka Wakka!!!

 

[Ghengis_John]

oh yeah, what was the one where you get head and then after you jizz you punch her in the stomach? truly sad the fetishes of some people.

I believe that one's called "there's a last time for everything."

^ Troof lol.

I had to stick to "The fuzzy channels" before the internetz really blew up.

There was one night they actually forgot/stopped scrambling said channels on my cable. I hit record and popped in a tape. Just a couple weeks later mom found the tape. Needless to say wasn't nobody happy she found that.

 

[Madnis]

I believe that one's called "there's a last time for everything."

actually, that was the iron dragon. for some odd reason i was thinking of the mexican avalanche and just completely got everything twisted. see when you punch her in the stomach the semen is supposed to blow out her mouth or was it her nose? i forget...

but yo.. mexican avalanche... now that's just mean. so unnecessary.

 

[Pocky-Yoshi]

I'm gonna try being a monk on Diablo 3