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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

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...then I need to keep it in a different room. Maybe I can move the toilet into the living room instead.
 
Or move your toothbrush into the living room!

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No, I like to brush my teeth over the sink, which is next to the throne. I would rather move the toilet. I'm sure guests won't mind. .... "excuse me a moment..." *facecrumple/buttsqueeze/loudgrunt*
 
I was moving yesterday... it was the hottest day of the year here, not to mention the 90% humidity.

Anyway, getting high and slamming mountain dew... does not a good mover make. I was sweating green and gasping for air within the first hour. And who the fuck invented couches? Or better yet, who decided how wide doors should be? Fucking assholes.
 
A-hem.... clearly you're not a master of tetris psylo..... i can pack shit in like my name was homer simpson (kuddos goes to the person if they remember the episode and season of what i'm referring to.).
madnis. fuck what ya heard. it's what you're reading. reckless? sometimes. now? nah. honest? i tell the truth at all times, i never lie. i tell the truth even when i lie. why? because lying is too much of a pain in the ass and i ain't got the patience for it. but yeah.... mountain dew + weed... losing sperm count and brain cells at the same time.... no wonder you couldn't work that couch through the door. I'm not saying it's a bad thing. just saying...


i understand. (^ ^)V

badass- sure. i'll make you a shirt. for $60.00. I stopped doing shit for free after college. if you want me to make you a custom shirt, that'll cost you. it'll be worth it too. i'll do the embroidery + silk screen and give you prelim designs before i put it on the shirt, and i'll throw in a pdf so you can print out the poster at your own leisure. and just for an iron press on, it'll be $10.00.
 
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