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Oh God, I love Omegle. You can now answer questions. I like to see how quickly I can scare my partner away, this was one of my quickest:

Question to discuss:
Didn’t your mom ever tell you not to talk to strangers?
Stranger: haha yup
Stranger: im a rebel obviously
You: she also told me never to strip naked, tie rope to my genitals, get on the dinner table and sing 'my heart will go on'
You: but that didn't stop me!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
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i finally had my college orientation today and as i was walking back to my car there was this motorcycle gang of douches idk and then one of them ran over my toe
Fuck you bikers, FUCK YOU
 
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