I had no idea what you were talking about since I don't have cable. But after taking a quick stroll down to southparkstudios.com I can only say this:
"I.... BERIEVE IN YOOOOOOOOOU!"
UELA's are a pet peeve of mine. If I were in charge there would be a few new rules governing them.
1. UELA's (User End License Agreements) Must be simplified in language and limited to a maximum of 800 words.
2. If a corporation changes a UELA in mid-term and disagreeing with that change forfeits the right to use an already purchased product, then that corporation must provide a full refund for the product in addition to shipping and handling charges, should that product be returned to them, regardless of current market value. In the case of downloadable content, the DRM would be removed/blocked once the refund transaction was completed.
3. When a UELA is changed and the current user has agreed to a previous version of the contract, then an addendum must be attached that explains the differences between the current revision and the preceding one similar to "Patch notes". The UELA itself must still be a self contained document and that revisionary statement cannot reach an excess of 400 words.