PROVEN!!! How to get on VH1 reality show!

I don't wanna be on that show dude.
Scrunch Face is basically the epitome of a girl you don't need to hook up with, but do because you are drunk and/or desperate.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=48381384

The girl's body is obviously banging from a combination of working out and boob job. Yet her face shows telltale signs of past drug and alcohol abuse. Possibly even meth. That's a scrunchy ass face.
And has anyone actually seen this girl on the show? She's the super emo drama queen that still lived with (but claimed no to fuck) her ex husband/boyfriend etc. She was sad to watch, plus she got a scrunchy ass face.


So where would Serge fit on the gamer reality show? I mean yo, I'm Serge i dont fit very many gamer archetypes.

Although in a house full of nerds i would probably be the one having sex because all the other dudes will basically be there to "be friends with the girl and be a good listener", which makes it super easy to get with a girl, then play some madden while she complains about your "jerkness" to her caring, listening male friends.
 
I don't wanna be on that show dude.
Scrunch Face is basically the epitome of a girl you don't need to hook up with, but do because you are drunk and/or desperate.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=48381384

The girl's body is obviously banging from a combination of working out and boob job. Yet her face shows telltale signs of past drug and alcohol abuse. Possibly even meth. That's a scrunchy ass face.
And has anyone actually seen this girl on the show? She's the super emo drama queen that still lived with (but claimed no to fuck) her ex husband/boyfriend etc. She was sad to watch, plus she got a scrunchy ass face.


So where would Serge fit on the gamer reality show? I mean yo, I'm Serge i dont fit very many gamer archetypes.

Although in a house full of nerds i would probably be the one having sex because all the other dudes will basically be there to "be friends with the girl and be a good listener", which makes it super easy to get with a girl, then play some madden while she complains about your "jerkness" to her caring, listening male friends.

Serge should be the pickup artist!
 
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