Jokes thread

[K0rN_b4LL]

My German plumber accidentally hooked up a gas line to my shower.

I guess old habits die hard.

 

[BlackDragon37]

Francesca Anobile had 15 GCSEs graded A or A*.

Physics must not have been one of them.
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Ever think Trojan may have picked the wrong name? A nation who let a piece of wood enter their realm without caution, which then discharged its devastating load overnight? For condoms?

 

[K0rN_b4LL]

I'm not convinced that faith can move mountains.

But I have seen what it can do to skyscrapers.

 

[BlackDragon37]

Chivalry is so not dead. Most guys ask where you want it when they cum.

 

[K0rN_b4LL]

There are four states of being in a relationship.

Hand-in-Hand,
That-in-Hand,
Hand-in-That,
and That-in-That.

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Someone asked me about my view on lesbians.

Apparently "in HD" wasn't the answer they were looking for.