Jokes thread

[BlackDragon37]

When someone is murdered, the police always investigate the spouse first.

And that pretty much tells you everything you need to know about marriage.

 

[BlackDragon37]

Woman driver Susie Wolff will drive in two Formula 1 grand prix practice sessions for the Williams team in 2014.

She should do OK, there's very little reversing.
---

Director Harold Ramis, best known for his work on hit comedy film Groundhog Day has died aged 69.

Director Harold Ramis, best known for his work on hit comedy film Groundhog Day has died aged 69.

Director Harold Ramis, best known for his work on hit comedy film Groundhog Day has died aged 69.
---

My mate walked into the pub and said, "I just saw Father O'Reilly having a fag in his car."

I replied, "Just because a boy is being abused, doesn't mean he's gay."

 

[BlackDragon37]

Every woman is a feminist.

Until the first swing.

Then it's all, "You can't hit a girl!"

 

[K0rN_b4LL]

I took a sexual harassment course last month,

I think I'm gonna be really good at it!

 

[BlackDragon37]

Jellyfish have survived for more than 500 million years without a brain.

Now that's some really good news for the religious people.