Jokes thread

2013 years and nine months ago, God visited the 12-year-old Virgin Mary in her sleep. When He left, she was bearing his one and only child.

It's only a matter of time before Operation Yewtree catches up with Him.
 
If you're ever disappointed with what you receive this Christmas, just remember that somewhere, someone is unwrapping a Tottenham shirt.
 
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