Jokes thread
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BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
One day the Pope was walking down an Italian road, when he spotted a black magic shop in an alleyway.
Curious, he decided to go inside and look around. As he approached the counter the woman behind told him they were doing a special on Voodoo Dolls.
The Pope thought for a few moments and told the woman he would like to buy one. She then informed him he would need to get the hair of the person he would like the doll to represent. He plucked some hair from his head and handed it over the counter. "You want a doll of yourself?" she asked. The Pope nodded and soon left with his doll.
The next day the Pope was visiting the victim of abuse at one of his churches. Producing the doll he said to the child, "Show me on the doll where the naughty priest touched you."
Curious, he decided to go inside and look around. As he approached the counter the woman behind told him they were doing a special on Voodoo Dolls.
The Pope thought for a few moments and told the woman he would like to buy one. She then informed him he would need to get the hair of the person he would like the doll to represent. He plucked some hair from his head and handed it over the counter. "You want a doll of yourself?" she asked. The Pope nodded and soon left with his doll.
The next day the Pope was visiting the victim of abuse at one of his churches. Producing the doll he said to the child, "Show me on the doll where the naughty priest touched you."
Darkmoonlight
[12] Conqueror
S.O.L. shit outta luck. & two guys share a bunk bed. One guy is doing it hard with his gf and they talk in code. tomato means harder, lettuce means slower. So they start their fun party while the other guy is at the bottom of the bed. After 3 minutes, the guy on the lower bunk says, "Stop making sandwhiches your getting mayonnaise all over me!