Jokes thread

[Inori DWF]

ummm.
1. I don't get it
2. that's messed up
3. that got a chuckle out of me but then I noticed it seemed like a racist joke
4. ewww.

P.S. I was wondering who your avatar is. I've seen her before when I was on youtube watching an music vid of an artist I like. your avatar person was on the side of suggested videos. I think the vid was Pon Pon Pon.

1. Jews are known to be very cheap and will do anything to get a deal or save money. Since air is free, they evolved to have bigger noses so that they could breathe more air. lolol (It's crude, but I like crude....lol)

My avatar is Kyray and yes the gif is from PONPONPON. I'm addicted to the song and music video.... She's so cute :3

 

[Isaiah]

Obesity in America is escalating... It's too lazy to take the stairs.

I hate PornHub. I trained to become a doctor for 7 years, and not once have I had a blowjob from a busty nurse.

I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.

Nice!!!!

 

[Imogen]

why did the bike fall over?

.............because it was too tired XD


what do you call a fat guy that can't find his penis?
................. broke
(sorry family guy reference)



there's this drink called bishops finger, you know why i never drink it?
.......... because i don't like the taste of little boys


what do you call a fat guy at a salad bar?

.....................lost


what do you call a pakistane bloke wearing a pig as a hat?

Hamed

i think i should quit making up jokes i clearly suck XD

 

[Imogen]

what do you call a mexican car thief?

................Carlos

 

[Zane]

i think i should quit making up jokes i clearly suck XD

Yes, I totally agree. I'm reffering you to one of the best jokes in this thread, maybe you can learn something -__- now take a look at this shit:

Do you know why that's a masterpiece? because the dude that posted this didn't have to make an effort in writing or telling shit... he just posted the damn thing and look how many likes it go... including mine.

DID YOU TAKE NOTES??

LOL alright then, try again. Show me what you got >=)