Jokes, anyone?

A duck walked into a drug store, and asked the pharmacist for some Chapstick.

The pharmacist got the Chapstick and asked, "Cash payment?"

The duck replied, "No, thank. Just pick it on my bill."
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A sodium atom was caught with beating up a chloride atom.

The charge was "assault". ("A salt", get it?)
 
Where do Jewish kids with ADD go?












Concentration camps
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What's brown and rhymes with "Snoop?"
















Dr. Dre
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What do you call an abortion in Prague?













A canceled Czech.
 
What do you call a black man flying an airplane?


A pilot, you damn racist.

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I used to be a cashier at Target. One day, this woman comes up to ring up a box of tissues, a romantic novel, a few candles, and a box of Oreos.

I said to her "You're single, aren't you?"

She replied "You could tell that from all the items I'm buying, huh?"

I said "No, because you're ugly."
 
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