Jokes, anyone?

a boy on a farm kicks a chicken then the cow he goes home and says wheres breakfast the mom says since u kicked the cow theres no milk and since u kicked the chicken theres no eggs the dad then kicks the cat the boy says should i tell dad lol
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lobo said:
a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, WE DON'T SERVE HORSES

the horse is like...haaaaaaaay...
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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?"

a rhinoceros and a giraffe walk into a bar. the giraffe gets drunk and passes out and the rhinoceros decides to leave when the bartender says "hey, you can't leave that lyin' there." the rhinoceros replies "that's not a lion, that's a giraffe."

a guy walks into a bar and says "ow fuck I walked into a bar."
 
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