Hot Rod Dave
"Saucy saucy minx"
if a cow and a calf cost $5
how much does a pound of cheese weigh????
how much does a pound of cheese weigh????
Jokes, anyone?
- Thread starter BlackDragon37
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Nukleurfire
[06] Combatant
I didn't make this up, but:
Why did the boy cross the road? 'cause his house burned down and he had to watch as his parapalegic parents burned to death and he was emotionally scarred forever.
Why did the girl fall off the swing? 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did the boy cross the road? 'cause his house burned down and he had to watch as his parapalegic parents burned to death and he was emotionally scarred forever.
Why did the girl fall off the swing? 'Cause she had no arms.
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
I approached a prostitute last night who offered me "hand relief" for £15.
I find it ironic that the sort of person who is willing to stand half naked on a freezing street to sell their body to an endless succession of strangers, night after night, in order to fuel a lethal drugs habit won't lower themselves to use the word "wank".
I find it ironic that the sort of person who is willing to stand half naked on a freezing street to sell their body to an endless succession of strangers, night after night, in order to fuel a lethal drugs habit won't lower themselves to use the word "wank".
Y-Disciple
[09] Warrior
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
Ins't it azimnag how the hmaun mnid is albe to raed wrdos lkie tihs as lnog as the frist and lsat lrtetrs are lfet the smae.
Sltil, you can bet yuor ficukn btotom dlolar taht nnie out of ten aericamns wlil be rdeanig tihs tihknnig 'waht the fcuk?'
Sltil, you can bet yuor ficukn btotom dlolar taht nnie out of ten aericamns wlil be rdeanig tihs tihknnig 'waht the fcuk?'