Jokes, anyone?

So this black woman drags her husband into a shoe store.

The sign says: Sale all shoe's 40% off.

So she hands her husband her purse and says:

"Hold on baby I'm gonna be just a minute."

And she proceeds to shop.

True story.
 
a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, WE DON'T SERVE HORSES

the horse is like...haaaaaaaay...
 
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