In before racist joke!

[Madnis]

yeah, showed this to a buddy of mine. and though we were both devastated and deeply apologetic about her suffering, the metaphors were soon in coming.

funniest one was the one where my friend said her face looked like a giant unpopped snot bubble.

yes. I'm going to hell. and yes, I understand it's very fucked up, that me and my friend made light of a heavy situation, but dig this. even though we made light, i deeply respect her will to live.
in fact, i think it's something of a blessing that she can't see.
lord knows it would be extremely harder if she could.

but yeah, there's no two ways about it, that woman is a strong woman.
chances are i would have taken the lesser road and told my family i'd see them at the crossroads...

still.. had to make light of it.

 

[lobo]

fuck that. chimps are awesome. that is what happens when you make them play soccer.

 

[Psylocide]

you are the racist joke for your own people

Way to make a good impression with your 2nd post.

 

[spongebob]

i c u post the same stuff here as you do in doac

ive seen the same on TZ xD

Bur holy crap that was horrible.

 

[The-Instigator]

*Flames!

"Oh shiz its not working!"

"You must be a squinty eyed asian pedo!"

Lets see if the troll can drag him out?!

GWAH!! You've penetrated my flame resistant armor!

It wasn't the chimp's fault... it was society... SOCIETY!! (Nah, it was the female owner of the chimp... she knew there would be consequences of raising a wild animal in her home, yet she continued to take care of this "domesticated pet").

(Off-topic)Hell, I once had over 20 different exotic aquarium fishes that I used to take care of a few years back. Let me tell you that cleaning up after them was a pain in the ass, especially when they would always get their stupid 3-second-memory asses stuck in the circulation system (one of them was shredded so badly, there was nothing left of it but its cartilage O_O). Needless to say, those were my first and last pets ever... I don't know how you dog, cat, parrot, and snake owners out there do it, but you must have more patience than me.