my thoughts on the subject, from our chatroom:
[13:53:45] <%lobo> lol at that stay young forever thread
[13:54:44] <%lobo> clearly, those people don't know how awesome it is to drive a badass car, live in your own house, eat nothing but gushers for a whole day and blow hundreds of dollars weekly at bars to hook up with random hotties
[13:54:50] <%lobo> i don't wanna stay young
[13:55:01] <%lobo> as long as i can still buy my way into the pants of the youth
[13:55:05] <%lobo> i'm fine
[13:56:15] <@mikosu> Bubblebutt
money + wisdom + lack of morals > youth